Kim Jong Un is in hospital

Unlike some theories suggest, Kim Jong-Un is not dead but he’s not at some tropical resort, either. Rather, doctors are currently fighting for his life at a hospital in Japan. According to weekly general-issue magazine Shukan Gendai ^[1], the North Korean dictator fell into a coma due to heart surgery-related complications ^[2]. After clutching his heart and passing out on a day trip to the Chinese countryside, an accompanying doctor performed CPR and rushed him to the hospital ^[3]. There, it was discovered that he had been putting off a stent procedure, a minimally-invasive surgery that involves the insertion of tubes to unblock clogged arteries ^[4]. Why Jong-Un would delay such a simple procedure is unknown, but the delay caused serious health problems. The leader’s critical health condition was covered up by the North Korean media, as they feared destabilizing the political environment he had spent so long creating or allowing other world powers to attack when the country was the most vulnerable. Thus, Jong-Un has vanished from the eye of the news-at least until he makes a full recovery.